Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex

#1 It Just is Not Pleasant

We apologize for the graphic image, but we all know what it feels like dropping off a huge turd. Now, imagine it being stuffed back inside in its frozen form. Need any more details?

#2 The Damage is Permanent

As any woman who has endured multiple or even one pregnancy can tell you, once it is stretched out, there are no sure-fire ways to repair the damage. Keep it tight, keep it right.

#3 Does Leaking Sound Fun?

Imagine going through your day constantly worrying if those white pants you have on are going to be blemished by anal leaking? This is a reality for women who frequently let guys in their back door.

#4 It Sends a Message

Sex is a critical part of any relationship, it can set the tone for physical chemistry and brings partners closer. But allowing a guy to have his butt sex fantasy granted is just another sign that he wears the pants.

#5 It Must Be Discussed

The hottest sex is that which arises spontaneously, out of sudden and intense attraction. Doing anal requires permission, which requires discussion, which requires premeditation. Premeditation is just not sexy.

#6 Once You Go Back.....

The first time you let him put it in the tiny hole is the last time he truly appreciates your vagina. Once you let him in the back, he ain't never coming back!

#7 Is It Worth It?

There are reasons guys fantasize about having a virgin once in their life. Tightness matters, but if your girl's natural entryway is not doing it for you, maybe it is time to just move on to the next one. Don't ruin her pooper first, just move on.